Ads for Marriage?

A friend who had been out of touch for quite some time contacted me again in the last few days. According to her, I am already old, and poor, and not handsome at all. My value is similar to the warrants that we trade, has a time decay in value... Hahah... Didn't realise I am so value-less these days.

So I should announce to the world that I am still single and still looking for the other half, a better half. Maybe I should even put up an ad so that more people will know this and drop me a message if anyone is interested.

Haha... I am getting crazy... Too much work stress...